![]() 03/30/2015 at 16:38 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
The lady sitting next to me in the jury pool (not actually a pool, such disappoint) shoves her phone in my face and says, "IT WON'T SEND."
I respond with, "what? I have no idea."
"IT WON'T SEND."
"I can't help you."
She flips over to her email, "IT WON'T SEND. HOW CAN I SEE IF IT SENT?"
"I don't know..."
She starts a new email, "HOW DO I SEND IT?"
"You need to enter an email address..."
"WHERE?" starts flipping through the phone. Her whole phone is in Comic Sans. This is it. This is actually hell. Where have I gone wrong?
"Right there where it says 'To:___'"
"HOW?"
"Type in the address or use a contact..."
"I AIN'T GOT NO FRIENDS IN THERE, HOW DO I GET THEM IN THERE?"
"You just do it. Type in their info or use your phone contacts. You-"
"I DON'T WANT TO SEND THEM AN EMAIL."
"i'mgoingtogousethebathroom." I quickly walk to the bathroom.
I had to deal with this for 4 and a half hours. I didn't even get to be part of a jury and I have to go back to this tomorrow. I'm bringing my head phones and maybe a razor so just incase she asks me more questions I'll have an escape plan.
'll have an escape plan.
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You'll never get the razor through security. Wear a necktie. No one questions a necktie.
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laughed hard
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Anxiously awaiting day two's escapades.
![]() 03/30/2015 at 16:41 |
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I can put the razor in my wallet, it'll make it through security.
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smack her ,that will get you out of jury duty
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She deserves to be on trial for the comic sans bit alone, the rest are just additional charges that would get lumped on top of that horrible crime against taste.
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Remember if you are ever put on trial for something, you are being judged by people who were not smart enough to get out of jury duty.
![]() 03/30/2015 at 16:43 |
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Maybe I'll get to hang somebody.
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Do they still sentence people to the gallows?
![]() 03/30/2015 at 16:48 |
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It's Ohio, so I think it's still on the list of possibilities.
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They don't X-ray the wallet?
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I misread that as "bang" and got to thinking, either would make it a good day.
![]() 03/30/2015 at 16:50 |
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Nope, no x-rays
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AND YET she's qualified to determine someone's fate.
Oy!
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"Send it!"
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
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Or
Que? No hablo ingles
![]() 03/30/2015 at 17:13 |
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Yes. This is what bothers me the most.
![]() 03/30/2015 at 17:13 |
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Man, y'all are way more trusting than the courthouses here.
![]() 03/30/2015 at 17:19 |
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It's Hamilton County, too.
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Yeah, this makes me happy living in a country that has people that have studied the law for years making an informed decision.
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You need a buzz cut, a Harley, and an Aryan Nation patch on your Hell's Angels leather vest. You'll get out of jury duty. You'd probably be put on the "do not summon, ever again" list, too.
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Also, look what I did. :')
I had to search for the setting. And it nearly made me vomit.
![]() 03/30/2015 at 17:49 |
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well it certainly does bring into question "a jury of one's peers." Sounds like one of you is either way under or over qualified.
Also, if they have an iphone say you're an android guy. Vice versa if it's an android phone. If you have the same phone, pull it out, send an email and play dumb.
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Open dots for the tittles. I can't even...